miami’s own lumpy space princess. get meow of here!Tumblr (3.0; @plump-dumpling)http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4a41aa58b79e0830d285e6254d62f91/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79b4e7aadfadc5589c83463c6b777582/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc389b93143017ff404090005f66edbe/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d87c7a060b1affa6794f97e681f4cb7b/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75d6e90e39bcff5dbbd5b970f5275eeb/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9729b65fb18febb3b6f4dae56da63545/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf7101e27836ee69844546f14188dfd4/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f248a68cadc647a12bda289a67bc7609/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://femalef1tzy.tumblr.com/post/51026784871" target="_blank">femalef1tzy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jakdgs.tumblr.com/post/51014539124/cosmicremix-extra-vertebrae" target="_blank">jakdgs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosmicremix.tumblr.com/post/50978805123/extra-vertebrae-celestialghost" target="_blank">cosmicremix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://extra-vertebrae.tumblr.com/post/50967823590/celestialghost-thisgirlandy-as-a-serious" target="_blank">extra-vertebrae</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celestialghost.tumblr.com/post/49995199882/thisgirlandy-as-a-serious-drinker-of-gin-and" target="_blank">celestialghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisgirlandy.tumblr.com/post/49932515306/as-a-serious-drinker-of-gin-and-tonic-this-was" target="_blank">thisgirlandy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I do the Vodka and soda. </p> </blockquote> <p>This will never not make me laugh.</p> </blockquote> <p>Those expressions are brilliant.</p> </blockquote> <div>The whiskeys</div> </blockquote> <p>Why am I even here lol?</p> </blockquote> <p>they left out rum & coke which is my fave.  it says, “i wanna get drunk but i don’t really want to taste alcohol.  i prefer soda.”</p>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51037772381http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51037772381Tue, 21 May 2013 22:03:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14a4a24600f9f8439f7a4358db82e09b/tumblr_mmc6a7V3Eb1qm9v46o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1d84d6904ccb52d71c4d3ba1f1ee6bb/tumblr_mmc6a7V3Eb1qm9v46o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a171526b7ac6ecd8166ef912592f5ae/tumblr_mmc6a7V3Eb1qm9v46o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e587750bd0418f0b0e2c84d1038523a8/tumblr_mmc6a7V3Eb1qm9v46o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sophialorens.tumblr.com/post/49701579752/quentin-tarantino-a-k-a-queen-of-sass-in-an" target="_blank">sophialorens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Quentin Tarantino a.k.a Queen of Sass in an interviewing promoting Kill Bill, 2003. (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7k4GQSGvx8" target="_blank">x</a>)<br/></small></p> </blockquote> <p>in what world is that hat a good look?</p>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51037582344http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51037582344Tue, 21 May 2013 22:01:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/167d9592a779ee59207fad784e0dff5e/tumblr_mmrxnyyQ0a1r220kbo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e1b963c3414b5cae29408a12cee39ef/tumblr_mmrxnyyQ0a1r220kbo2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51029294272http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51029294272Tue, 21 May 2013 20:19:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdh8ssfrMG1rrofp4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I had this. Where is the Katie Holmes cover???</p>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51029168903http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51029168903Tue, 21 May 2013 20:17:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc1928b705e2da99de3d29b86aa29cee/tumblr_mn4noaiHNX1rgjbo1o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://krwebb.tumblr.com/post/50964903169/caution-midwestdogblog-please-tell-every" target="_blank">krwebb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>** CAUTION **</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://midwestdogblog.tumblr.com/post/50960136050/please-tell-every-dog-or-cat-owner-you-know-even" target="_blank">midwestdogblog</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p><span>Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.</span><br/><span>Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a la</span><span class="text_exposed_show">rge helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.<br/><br/>Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,<br/><br/>This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.<br/><br/>Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”<br/><br/>*Snopes site gives the following information:</span></p> <p><span class="text_exposed_show"><a href="http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp" target="_blank">http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp</a></a></span></p> <p><span class="text_exposed_show"><br/><br/>Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.<br/><br/>Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.<br/><br/>**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**</span></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Why the fuck does a chocolate company make mulch???</p>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028880050http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028880050Tue, 21 May 2013 20:14:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a382aa60918a19996a25f01f7d7946b1/tumblr_mjbfh7lbmm1qa6z3eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shitshilarious.tumblr.com/post/44895011806/meredith-how-do-i-open-a-new-tab" target="_blank">shitshilarious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>meredith, how do i open a new tab</p> </blockquote>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028761161http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028761161Tue, 21 May 2013 20:12:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10d7396aea052c09e5e5c21a5ba86452/tumblr_mn6adpfWW91ru8yc1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028658358http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028658358Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/505cbad62450fb1bd54a62eca81b11ed/tumblr_mmfo3abf0v1qzf9oxo1_r1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://matters-from-ashes.tumblr.com/post/50182614320/the-invasion-has-begun" target="_blank">matters-from-ashes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The invasion has begun. </p> </blockquote>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028646727http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028646727Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jeefHhx81qhgmf8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askinnyblackman.tumblr.com/post/27731259829/duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck" target="_blank">askinnyblackman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck</p> </blockquote>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028600377http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028600377Tue, 21 May 2013 20:10:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d48f821c1d1da8dfb2a6ad4781a81507/tumblr_mlen42Q5Vv1s1447ao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028563461http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028563461Tue, 21 May 2013 20:10:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6dd6e22306e93beb7e26fb6e0f9dcb89/tumblr_mn6a7o6qOJ1qbe0gto1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yippywhippy.com/post/51027043333/the-snuggler" target="_blank">yippywhippy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the snuggler.</p> </blockquote>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028508424http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028508424Tue, 21 May 2013 20:09:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8yqhgS1m61qhwi0mo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gifs.1000notes.com/post/51026739285/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-best-gifs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028495399http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/51028495399Tue, 21 May 2013 20:09:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4b23963930a0a69606d8510f4e8c025/tumblr_mn2kr4M2721qd6lt2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50951521040http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50951521040Mon, 20 May 2013 21:02:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4d1383514945ce655a325f507f4c7b3/tumblr_mmta4xcsLX1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>i want this to happen often</p>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50951269874http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50951269874Mon, 20 May 2013 20:59:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1264a81b1d0d503c683ad919c01780b4/tumblr_mn4grireYN1qjxrmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flossgloss.tumblr.com/post/50947863809/new-babies-l-r-blood-suede-tears-and" target="_blank">flossgloss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>NEW BABIES !! L>R ‘Blood, Suede & Tears’ and ‘Pony’ SUPER 70s SUMMER LOVE ~ PRE-SALE SOON ! 🌴✨💛🌵🌼🍍🌻🏆🔮🔥💅✨ #new #summer #flossgloss #naillacquer #nailpolish #newnew #leak #gold #beauty #bloodsuede #peach #pastel #brown #nails #perfect xoxox @ponymaane and @fgboss</p> </blockquote> <p>that peachy pink is beautiful!  need.</p>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50951147250http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50951147250Mon, 20 May 2013 20:57:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7c8fa11520c8bb61b6769202fc5b863/tumblr_mf1a026VsM1qzp9yqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50882463288http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50882463288Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27b6d734b58154b8c843fe2b588a0406/tumblr_mmc9dz8XYP1rx9kyko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Because who needs friends?</p>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50882408171http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50882408171Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1deaa6a36b26425c11e6d94fdc874e1b/tumblr_mgcanhs4GO1ql43t7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c57b58ef588052183942ecb09e3bfbc9/tumblr_mgcanhs4GO1ql43t7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e6ece8c4c34ef94a8d9d04a16992e6a/tumblr_mgcanhs4GO1ql43t7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5b2e5619a48b897ed19c9f8f8701454/tumblr_mgcanhs4GO1ql43t7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19831311259de123568e50febc557216/tumblr_mgcanhs4GO1ql43t7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Behind-the-Scenes Photos of the tv-show Mad Men photographed by <a href="http://www.jamesminchin.com/" target="_blank">James Minchin</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50882366684http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50882366684Sun, 19 May 2013 23:57:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee4f30637907ce0217673a30cdcaca86/tumblr_mn26qen5pj1qkzwano1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b84345c0127251e3442247fd5e2b147/tumblr_mn26qen5pj1qkzwano2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://beeftown.tumblr.com/post/50881129260" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">beeftown</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://princepup.tumblr.com/post/50839328829/mausspace-leighton-naylors-fish-einstein" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">princepup</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mausspace.tumblr.com/post/50839258292" target="_blank">mausspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Leighton Naylor’s fish, Einstein, developed a disease that made it hard for him to swim. So Naylor made him a lifejacket of sorts using repurposed tank tubing, redesigned his tank to make it disability friendly, and nowadays Einstein does just fine.</p> <p>“People have said I’m crazy but every animal is a valued family member,” Naylor says. “I’ve tried to train all of my fish but Einstein’s my star pupil. He can swim through my fingers and he was getting into fish football when he fell sick.”</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m literally crying over this fish</p> </blockquote> <p>BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY</p></blockquote> <p>oh dear lord</p></blockquote> <p>Sarah and Anna had a first ned Einstein I think. I remember when he died and we hurried him begins the porch.</p>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50882112346http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50882112346Sun, 19 May 2013 23:54:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4acd957d4116ba1286bedef9c5b2697c/tumblr_mn2vynP6TL1qi0nrao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thewaitisogre.tumblr.com/post/50881804148/tim-and-eric-are-a-couple-of-nice-dudes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thewaitisogre</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://instagram.com/p/Zg-6CmTZfY/" target="_blank">“Tim and Eric are a couple of nice dudes. #redlobster”</a></p></blockquote>http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50881858048http://plump-dumpling.tumblr.com/post/50881858048Sun, 19 May 2013 23:50:24 -0400